1. idratherbevulcan:

    So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on.
    This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

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  2. taylorswiftstyle:

    In Central Park | New York City, NY | July 24, 2014

    Christian Louboutin ‘New Declic Suede Pump’ - $745.00 (black)

    Two pairs of pink Louboutins in a row? That probably means the next album will be titled PINK. Expect an era filled with Victoria’s Secret PINK apparel, TSS-ers.

    (Kidding.) 

    Taylor first wore these heels in the original black while promoting RED in France. 

     
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  4. a new era is coming, are you ready?

    (Source: swiftuk, via ourprincesswift)

     

  5. lustire:

    when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate

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  6. johnhoustonstockton:

    just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die

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  7. cntqueen:

    this person probably has to study for finals

    (Source: steve-rogers-is-a-punk-rocker, via laughbitches)

     
  8. leander-ligo:

    lordthundercox:

    Yes, it does.

    Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

    (Source: iraffiruse, via laughbitches)

     

  9. laugh-addict:

    my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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